Have you ever wondered what it would be like if AJ was on your favorite show?
How would the story be altered?
Let’s find out in an original AJ Lee Support - Series: “If AJ had been on that show…”
Please note that English isn’t my mother tongue. I apologize for any mistakes made in grammar and tense.
An Original AJ Lee Support - Series: March 19, 2015 - If AJ Had Been On That Show by Jessy @AWeirdOne
Seventh Part of the Series: AJ Saving The Divas Division And More: If AJ had been on THE WALKING DEAD…
(Status: Season 5 Ep 14)
It was a rainy night when Alexandria was overrun. Someone must have left the gate open. With this heavy rain, everyone sleeping and no one allowed on the lookout tower, no one had noticed the Walkers. When the first Walker came in the group’s house it was already too late. They were everywhere.
“We have to wake up the others, they need to be warned! Let’s get our weapons!”, Rick shouted as he killed a Walker with a vase. Together they went outside and worked their way from house to house until they realized that everyone had left Alexandria except for Aaron and Erik and Jessie and Olivia. “What’s going on? Where is everyone? Gabriel is gone too. Why the hell did they all leave and why did they leave the gate open?” Glen asked while holding Aaron in a headlock. “Okay…take it easy…it was supposed to be an experiment. Find survivors. Give them a safe home. See how fast they get weak. We wanted to find out how you would do when you’re suddenly exposed to Walkers again. But we didn’t know they’d start the project like this and tonight. After we got to know you, Eric, Jessie, Olivia and I voted against going through with it, you have to believe me.” Glen punched Aaron in the face but Daryl held him back: “It doesn’t matter. We don’t have time for this now. We have to stop Walkers from coming in.”
Daryl, Tara, Glen, Carol, Abraham and Maggie desperately tried to keep the Walkers from streaming in, while the rest worked on killing those who were already inside but they seemed to get even more. “Carl, get Judith, grab some food and water and get out on the East side, we can’t close the gate and we can’t keep them from coming in much longer!” “I’m not running away, dad! Just let me help, tell me what to do! I’m not a little kid anymore!” Rick pushed Carl away: ”Someone has to take care of Judith, make sure she’s going to be okay! If not you, who will safe your sister?” Suddenly they heard a voice behind them: “I can!”, it was Eugene: “Carl can fight them. So he should. I can’t fight them. So I shouldn’t. I’ll bring Judith to safety.” Rick took a long appraising look at Eugene, then he looked down at Carl: “Go to our house, I hid a gun beneath the laundry. Take it! Also search for a knife. At some point we’re going to run out of ammo.”
It was the prison overrun all over again. Walkers were everywhere. The group killed one after the other but they were too many. Daryl used his last arrow to safe Sasha, who in the process of killing a Walker, didn’t notice that there was another one just behind her.
Jessie wasn’t used to killing Walkers so very soon she found herself being cornered by a bunch of Walkers near the wall. She tried to fight them off with a knife but she didn’t stand a chance. She was first bit in her right arm, then one got her in the neck like a blood sucking Vampire. They came at her like she was some kind of bargain on Black Friday. Abraham helplessly watched Jessie getting ripped into pieces, Walkers splashing in her blood, devouring her flesh. He fired his last shot to release her from the pain. “We have to give up the Camp. They killed Jessie and Eric. We have to run and we have to run NOW!”
Michonne killed Walkers with a knife as her sword was still hanging on the wall inside the house. She killed them as fast as she could, but she suddenly found herself surrounded by them. They came towards her with their rotten bodies and their mouths wide open. They tried to bite her but she ninja kicked them away, quickly ducked and ran away.
Everyone turned around and sprinted to the houses, where they grabbed as many useful things as they could. Meanwhile Daryl, Rick and Glen distracted the Walkers by lighting anything flammable and throwing it at the mob, which didn’t help much because of the rain.
“Everyone stay together!!”, Rick yelled. Then the three gave up their positions as well and followed the others.
The rain made them lose their grip and they couldn’t see very far as it was still a few hours till sunrise. Strangely enough, they found Eugene hiding behind some bushes.
“Go, go, go! They’re still behind us. But be quiet for God’s sake! The more noise we make the more Walkers!” whispered Rick.
After a couple of hours everyone was exhausted. “I need a break. I can’t remember the last time I felt my feet. I’m so tired.”, Olivia wept. “Rick! We should really get some rest. I know it’s not safe here but it’s not much safer when they attack us and we have no strength left to defend ourselves. Plus, we could try to climb up the trees and hide there. Walkers can’t climb, can they?” Maggie said, pointing up the trees. “That’s it!”, Rick replied with a smile.
Only a few days later they had built real hideout in the crown of some trees. It wasn’t as professional as a real tree house but they were safe from wind, rain and most importantly, the Dead. Daryl, Abraham and Aaron had chopped down 2 trees to build bridges from one tree crown to the other. The women had even built a pipe that ran all the way from a stream nearby, up their trees. All they had to do was put enough pressure on another pipe that was linked with it and the water would flow up the tree for use. It all went well for a little while. The women kept on working on their “new camp” or killed stray Walkers. The men went on a run searching for abandoned houses and cars, if they wouldn’t find anything they’d go hunting. Once they actually brought a deer. “We should make a fire. Just a little one.”, Rosita said. “It’s too dangerous. A fire can be seen from far away. We can’t risk it.”, Rick responded. Rosita didn’t give up that easily: “What are we going to do with the deer then? You plan on eating it raw? We’re all starving, Rick! We make a little campfire a few minutes away from the camp so we don’t lure anything here.” Rick nodded.
It had been a while since every single one of them went to bed that happy. The meal had really lifted their spirits.
Later that night, Carol was on watch, when some Walkers stumbled around their trees. At first she didn’t even notice them but then she made out the frighteningly familiar sound of growling. Carol warned the group with a soft whistling. “They saw our fire. They smell us. Look, there are more of them coming!”, Daryl mentioned in a whisper.
The Walkers assembled down the trees and the growl kept getting louder. Daryl climbed higher on his tree to get a wider view: “It’s so dark but I think I see even more of them coming our way. We have to do something Rick! They’re gonna tear out them damn trees!”
They were trapped. This time there was no way out. There must have been at least hundred Walkers pushing their trees from every side. The trees eventually began shaking. “I’m sorry.” Rick apologized and one tree after the other gave in…
Weakened and injured from the hard fall, the crew fought using the last of their strength. They were completely surrounded and not all of them had a weapon, it was hopeless…only a few seconds before…but then out of nowhere, they heard another sound. Barking!?
Then, the group couldn’t believe their eyes. There was a brown-haired girl in Converse, a ‘Stay weird’ shirt and a Ninja sword, followed by about 50 dogs. “Hi, I’m AJ! Me and my shelter dogs are going to safe you…Oh, carrot-boy, I like your moustache!”, the girl said turning from Abraham to her dogs. “Alright guys, you know what to do. Attack!”
AJ killed her way through the Walkers. Watching her skillful way of fighting, fascinated the group. She was fast, tough and she clearly knew how to handle a sword. She jumped and moved and turned around as if she had a sixth sense where the Walkers would show up next. Her dogs assaulted The Walkers. Some Walkers were mangled, some were bit, the rest was chased away.
The danger was averted. Everyone had survived. They thanked AJ for saving them, when suddenly one of the Walkers who were bit by the dogs, sat up. “This one isn’t dead, I got it!”, Michonne said moving towards him. “No, don’t kill him!” AJ screamed promptly. “What do you mean, don’t kill him? It’s the Dead or us! Besides, they’re already dead!”, Glen said. “No, we can’t kill him. He’s not a Walker anymore. He turned human. I found the cure.”
The Walker tried to get on its feet, then turned around dragging himself closer to the group. When they recognized his face they all were completely thunderstruck. Tara’s jaw dropped completely. The group couldn’t believe what they had just witnessed. The Walker had turned into a man. A real man. He looked weak and kind of sickly but he definitely wasn’t dead. “What in God’s name…”, Michonne blurt out. AJ pointed at the dogs, that all sat behind her as if they were waiting for her next command: “Shelter dogs. Walkers don’t go after them, because of their smell. Shelter dogs are neglected and they haven’t experienced love, even though they are full of it. When they bite The Walkers they turn human. Don’t ask me why or how, I have no idea. It just does. If you ask me, it’s the love that is transferred by the bite.” “So Love Bites. That’s the cure?” Carl asked. “Exactly. You were overrun by them, so I couldn’t safe them all. I had to safe you first. But we should check the remaining bodies – some of them should wake up soon. Oh and pack your stuff, I’ll take you to my camp!”
AJ led the group through the woods for 2 hours, the shelter dogs following her every move. Then finally they arrived in a ghost town. They walked down the streets until they reached a vast building. “An animal shelter? That’s your camp?”, Maggie asked. “It’s safe! As I said, Walkers don’t go after shelter dogs and they’ll protect us. Every other day I take some of my dogs and go looking for Walkers, let them bite them so they turn and then I bring them here to recover. At first I was alone and the odds were against me but now we’re over 70 people.”
“Wow”, Carl was impressed, “she single-handedly saves the world!”
The group kept growing and growing. Soon they planned on moving into the houses, as the entire city became a Walker-free-zone. For the first time in forever it felt like actually living for the group. There was more than just hope. There was living without fear, doing normal things, laughing, not worrying about supplies running out. It felt so much more real than Alexandria.
Carol was fascinated by the Turners, as AJ called them, and examined each one of them. Eugene became her assistant. Together they did various tests and research on the Turners. “I didn’t know you were such a lab-rat.”, Daryl laughed. Carol showed him her latest investigation, which she wrote down in one of her books: “Did you know that none of them actually remembers anything about the time they were a Walker? All they recall is waking up in this bright light, not knowing where they are and what had happened to them. Isn’t that interesting?”
Michonne and Daryl followed AJ on her turns and helped her take home the confused men and women. They became close friends and a great team. One day AJ asked Michonne over to her place. “I wanted to show you something. On my turns I found quite a few of these…” AJ opened a large box. In it Michonne spotted an uncountable amount of the most beautiful swords. “…I thought you might like them. So take whatever you want.” Michonne smiled and reached into the box.
An Original AJ Lee Support - Series: March 18, 2015 - If AJ Had Been On That Show by Jessy @AWeirdOne
Sixth Part of the Series: AJ Saving The Divas Division And More: If AJ had been on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
(What happened after Season 7 of Buffy)
What happened so far? 'When Buffy was killed by the Master, Kendra was chosen as the new Slayer. Xander brought Buffy back – therefore 2 Slayers. Kendra was then killed and so Faith was chosen. In 'The Gift' Buffy sacrificed herself to save our world…a lot. She was then brought back by Willow’s magic spell. No new Slayer has been chosen … yet…'
After the First Evil was defeated there was a new problem in Sunnydale. A debacle of epic proportions. ‘The Potential Slayers’ – a group of special young girls with advanced fighting skills, who had helped Buffy and Faith close the Hellmouth, have now turned evil. There were too many Slayers and Potential Slayers, which brought our world out of balance. All of The Potentials were demonized and all of them had only one goal: Kill the Slayers to become THE new Slayer and with that gain super-strength, power and new shoes. Especially new shoes.
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With the world once again being threatened by an Apocalypse, Willow had to use up all her magical magic powers for one extraordinary spell to call the Universe for help…
AJ Lee spilled coffee all over herself (the second time that day) when she became the first person, who wasn’t chosen but literally earned her slayerism by gaining her Divas Championship for the first time. This made her an UberSlayer. She now too stood against the demons, the forces of darkness and evil demon Babys, alongside Buffy and Faith.
The three Slayers were supported by Giles’ incomparable accent, Xander’s loveable dorkiness, Willow’s magical bowl that helped them find the hideout of The Potentials and Dawn’s creative ability to make beautiful signs for the Slayers to support them as their own valet.
AJ put her Divas title around her waist to use it as a shield. When the Scoobies arrived at the Potentials’ hideout, they soon realized they couldn’t enter the cave as there was some sort of protection spell that kept them from entering.
“If we can’t get in, we’ll have to make them come out to play with us!” The Queen Of Mindgames said. Buffy nodded and scratched herself as she felt some kind of weird itch on her arm, then she got into fighting position, as did Faith.
AJ activated her shield. The Shield quickly transformed into 3 fairly good looking men. One with a manly voice, one with his hair color being half-brown and half-blond, which could only mean a hidden super power and one man with beautiful long hair, which was even longer than Faith’s hair.
The sheer beauty of these men lured all the Potentials out and left them in some kind of really weird love-trance. Buffy and Faith staked as many Demon-Potentials as they could. The Black Widow slapped them in the face and they just shattered on the spot…until only one Potential was left. Kennedy - the big bad that was stronger than all the other Potentials.
AJ knew that this was serious. Kennedy was stronger than anyone she ever faced before. She realized that with a slap to Kennedy’s face, she’d might break a nail, which she had just painted black this very morning. The risk was simply too high. Too much was at stake here.
The Geek Goddess took a deep breath and bravely ran towards Kennedy, Shining Wizarding her through the air. When Kennedy landed, AJ immediately put her in the Schoolboy Of Doom. “Umm…?”, Buffy said observing the scene. “Oh…”, AJ said and quickly let go of Kennedy and put her into The Black Widow instead. Kennedy immediately turned into dust and our world continued existing. “Does anyone know what’s for lunch at the Double Meat Palace?”, Faith asked.
This all happened as long as Xander laughed in the face of danger and hid until it went away.
An Original AJ Lee Support - Series: March 18, 2015 - If AJ Had Been On That Show by Jessy @AWeirdOne
Fifth Part of the Series: AJ Saving The Divas Division And More: If AJ had been on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER…
(I disregard the ending of HIMYM)
Kids,
I’ll always remember the time Lily had a horrible day at the kindergarten she works at. This one kid, who was constantly crying and getting on Lilys’ nerves puked all over her that day…
“It’s an evil demon baby!”, she moaned finally sitting on her seat at the MacLaren’s after she was all cleaned up. Marshall stroked her hair: “Lilly-honey, the kid didn’t do that on purpose. You’re just a little overworked lately. Don’t be so hard on him.” “You’re right. I need to leave work behind and have fun for one night. I need to get out more…I need to get out at all. Still, I’m fairly convinced he did do it on purpose. He’s the devil’s child.”
Barney smiled and took out some tickets: “Lily, your wish is my command! Today’s your lucky day! I just happen to have 5 tickets for Robot vs. Wrestler this Friday! I always thought women who attend comedy-stand ups were the hottest but I have to retract my observation. The hottest women can be found at Robot vs. Wrestler. You know why? A woman would never go to see a match alone. So she brings all of her girlfriends. After the Wrestler has been defeated by the Robot, they are sad and therefore vulnerable because they feel sorry the loser. They need a shoulder to cry on and tell them everything’s going to be alright.” “Barney! That’s not exactly what I had in mind!” Lily responded. “C’mon Lily! I hear they’ve got great hotdogs…and it’s a 100% child-free zone!” “I’m in!! Ted? Robin?”
We had great seats. Sec. 426 Row E, Seats 17, 18, 19, 20 and 21. The first matches were over rather quick. The Robots Clothelined the Wrestlers and got a three count. We enjoyed them and had a good time. Only Barney was a bit cranky because he discovered, that the hot women wouldn’t bring their girlfriends but rather their boyfriends to the PPV. Then finally, the main event of the evening was announced.
The Wrestler’s entrance music played and out skipped AJ Lee. She was robot handshaking with some ringside-fans and went in the ring. Barney was simply flabbergasted: “The Wrestler…is…a girl?? This is supposed to be the main event?” I rolled my eyes: “Barney! Give Divas a chance!”
It was the best spectacle anyone in the arena had ever seen.
AJ roundhouse kicked the robot and pulled it’s left arm out. She put the dragon hold on it until she had its right arm in her hands. With a pretty neat little Shining Wizard, AJ tore out both of its feet. She slapped its Robot-face, which finally ripped the robot’s head off. The ref raised her hand in victory.
“She’s…she’s crazy. I need to get to know her.” Barney said, still applauding her performance. After the show, he pulled out one of his fake-IDs he occasionally uses to impress some exceedingly naive women. ‘Being a security guard’, he gained access to the backstage area, where he looked for the Queen of the Slap.
AJ seemed to be impressed by Barney’s effort to meet her, so she agreed to meeting him at the MacLaren’s the next day. Barney couldn’t sleep all night. He had no idea what this girl did with him but he was utterly mesmerized by her and couldn’t stop thinking about her. He had never been in a position like that. So he worked all night on an explanation until his calculations finally started making sense. “The Hot/Crazy Scale. That’s it! A girl is allowed to be crazy when she’s equally hot.”
When Barney arrived at the MacLaren’s the next day, me, Robin, Lily and Marshall noticed some odd changes to his looks. He applied (too much) gel on his hair and had this kind of Pool-Party-Ken-doll-look. “AJ and I are perfect for each other. Just look at us and our perfect bodies! We’re Team Washboard Abs.”
Later that evening, AJ came as promised but it turned out that she had only agreed to the date to get to know me.
And this is how I met your mother.
Unfortunately for you, Penny and Luke Mosby, you can’t stay here. Your mommy has promised to give her children to over 75 people over her lifetime including the ladies at the Budget Center and Terry Anderson, a Seamstress for WWE.
BTW I’m not really your father. Fry from Futurama is. At least you now know where you come from. Really gonna miss you. Farewell.”
An Original AJ Lee Support - Series: March 17, 2015 - If AJ Had Been On That Show by Jessy @AWeirdOne
Fourth Part of the Series: AJ Saving The Divas Division And More: If AJ had been on HANNIBAL…
(What happened after Season 2 of Hannibal)
When Will Graham finally woke up in the hospital he was very well aware that Dr. Lecter wanted him to survive. If Hannibal really wanted him dead, he’d be dead. Instead, he was only taught a lesson. He would have to carry his scar of betrayal for the rest of his life.
He knew right away that Abigail didn’t make it. He should be foaming with rage, feeling nothing but hate and disgust for the man who played with his mind for so long but he didn’t. Hannibal was a murderer, a manipulator, a cannibal but at the same time he was the best friend Will ever had. All he could think about was the tremendous amount of disappointment that's built up in Hannibal. And now Dr. Lecter fled, leaving him behind, he’s moved on.
Jack Crawford was already back in duty looking for Hannibal but he and Will both knew, that Jack would never find Hannibal without the help of Will. Alana was still in the hospital and it seemed like she’d have to stay there for a bit longer.
Will discharged himself from the hospital and went to what was once his home. It was empty, all his dogs were taken to the shelter and too many bad memories were floating around in the room, like little mosquitos, that would sting Will every now and again. Then he discovered a piece of paper on his fish hook. It was a message from Hannibal.
‘Will, your dogs are fine.
Enjoy the Bistecca alla fiorentina I prepared for you and have a glass of Ornellaia.
- Hannibal”
“Why do you think he left you this message…after that night?” Will turned around with a startled expression on his face. “Jack? What are you doing here? I have no idea. You know him, he’s unpredictable.” Jack took the piece of paper and examined the fridge. “Glad to see you’re better. I’m here for clues. Any clue. We have no lead where he could be but I’m going to find him.”
On the following day, Will was on the plane and had a guilty conscience for lying to Jack. Still, it had been in that moment when Will decided he wanted to find Hannibal before Jack would. Will knew exactly where Dr. Lecter was. Lecter told it himself. ‘Enjoy the Bistecca alla fiorentina I prepared for you and have a glass of Ornellaia.’, Will knew that the meal Dr. Lecter had prepared for him was a favorite Tuscan cuisine as well as the wine. Lecter was in Florence. Dr. Lecter must have found out that Will has a sister and now he’s looking for her. “So he didn’t move on. He still seeks for a connection to me.”, Will mumbled to himself.
Meanwhile in Florence:
Hannibal had observed the girl for weeks. It was time to make the first contact. Hannibal had little to no intent to kill her. She wasn’t rude, quite the contrary. She was polite and made people smile. Hannibal was genuinely interested in her character and how much she had in common with Will. He loved games and was driven to find out why her brother had kept her a secret.
He waited for her inside the Starbucks she used to go to every morning to buy her coffee. As soon as she got handed the cup, he walked past her just a tiny bit too close, so he slightly brushed her. The girl tripped and the hot coffee landed all over Hannibal’s suit. “I’m so sorry Sir, I’m a human doodle. Please let me make up for this. What can I do?”, the girl apologized. Hannibal shook his head: “Please, gentile signora, don’t put yourself to any bother on my account. Let me invite you for dinner this evening. Scusi! I’m Dr. Hannibal Lecter and you are?” “Nice to meet you Dr. Lecter, I’m AJ. I feel so bad for your suit…dinner it is.” “Pleasure is all mine.”
Hannibal had prepared a wonderful dish. He planned on analyzing AJ and starting to manipulate her mind just like he did with her brother. Hannibal told her he had previously worked as a psychiatrist.
“I’d never go see a psychiatrist. I don’t think I need one. On second thought, there was this one time I was run over by a 7 ft tall, 425 lb giant but I survived. I have a tendency to slap people in the face. I once ran an obstacle course and made it over a wall that was higher than me. I put two men through a table…at the same time. I sometimes enjoy sharing The Kiss Of Death. I once tied myself and laid on tracks just so a guy I used to date would save me. Then I tied him up, put him on the rails and waited for the train to come. I declared a friend dead and called dibs on her dog. I tend to throw around chairs and random objects. I’m friends with Dr. Shelby, I collected 100,000 souls before freeing a guy I had trapped in my basement with only little food and an iPhone with exceptional service. I have this weird obsession with scissors. For some odd reason the troops were scared of me just because I was in control of a giant gun. I kissed The Devil’s Favorite Demon in a boiler room but he broke up with me because he found me mentally unstable. Oh and I took Thor’s hammer.”
Hannibal couldn’t move. For the first time in his life he felt helpless. It was a strange combination of admiration and fear. She was the Queen of Mindgames. Hannibal was deeply impressed. “No, you don’t need a psychiatrist, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you. I think you and I would make a great Team.”
“Can we add one more member to our ‘Team’? My brother will be here any second now. Oh and please forgive me. I made you invite me to dinner. After you’ve been observing me for weeks I thought I’d better get to know you. I spill coffee quite often, but even you should’ve noticed that I did that on purpose. Anyway, if you want to form a Tag Team or a Stable, you have to stop eating people though, that’s kind of gross.” Then the door bell rang.
An Original AJ Lee Support - Series: March 17, 2015 - If AJ Had Been On That Show by Jessy @AWeirdOne
Third Part of the Series: AJ Saving The Divas Division And More: If AJ had been on GAME OF THRONES…
Daenerys
The dragons kept growing wilder and wilder and were almost impossible to control. Drogon, Viserion and Rhaegal hunted sheep, roasting their food before consumption. They turned into a real danger. Daenerys had a hard time restraining them.
Suddenly everything changed. She was just informed that the Wall was broken. The White Walkers have risen. They were already in Winterfell killing anyone in their path.
“We have to go there and fight now! This is our chance.”, Dany said. Her people packed anything they could carry and sat on their horses ready to leave. After two hours they spotted someone on a black horse coming their way. “Everybody hold!”, Dany yelled from the top of her lungs. It was a brown-haired young woman. “I’m Daenerys of the House Targaryen. Who are you and what do you want?”, Dany asked. “I’m April of the House WWE and I’m here to help you.”, AJ replied. “How do you think you could help me, little girl? I’m the Mother of Dragons.” “Well, I’m the Queen of Mindgames.”
Dany looked unimpressed: “I’m Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, I am the Breaker of Chains!”
AJ looked just as unimpressed as Dany: “I’m April of the House WWE, the first female Winner Of The WM Superstar Challenge, the Longest Reigning Divas Champion in history, The Geek Goddess, The Queen of the Slap, The Black Widow, The Pocket Rocket, The Crazy-Chick, The former Raw General Manager, The Chick Buster, The Kiss Of Death, I am the Savior of The Divas Division.”
Dany got off her horse and fell on her knees. “Please forgive me. I didn’t know who you were. I can’t accept your mercy.” AJ got off her horse as well: “Oh please stand up! I told you I’m here to help you and I will! To go to the wall by horse takes too long. I’m here to tame your dragons. We have to fly to Castle Black as soon as possible.”
AJ immediately had a connection to the dragons. They listened to every word she said. She taught Dany how to hold them back and keep them under control. Dany and AJ grew very close. AJ was a strong character like herself, who wouldn’t let anyone tell her what to do. AJ always stood up for herself and she too fought for what she believed in. Getting to know her made Dany the happiest she’s been, ever since Drogo had died:
“I had two brothers, Rhaegar and Viserys. They died but my family isn’t dead. I have a sister now.”, Dany said as she leaped onto Rhaegal, while AJ leaped onto Viserion.
Dany looked around and gave the last speech for her people: “This is a day I want you all to remember. This is the day, the Sisters of Liberty jumped on their dragons and went to fight for freedom and equality. We will bring wealth and fulfillment to all kingdoms. We will fight every match we have to fight until their last breath, no matter how long it will take, to prove that we deserve to sit in the Iron Throne. No man and no woman will find sorrow in their heart. We will eliminate every opponent. We will hurt our enemy and we will kill every man in our path. Valar morghulis!”
“Until Your Last Breath!”, AJ yelled and the entire crowd started chanting in chorus: Valar morgulis – until your last breath! Valar morgulis – until your last breath!...”
They took off and floated through the clouds like they were a ship sailing on the sea.
Daenerys and April defeated anything and anyone that tried to attack them or get in their way.
4 months later, it was March 19, Dany and AJ finally hunted down the last two living Lannisters. Tyrion and Jaime Lannister had tried to run when they realized there was no way their family would win this war.
Daenerys coughed slightly then she walked right in front of the Lannisters: “I could really use a man with only one hand and half a man with a giant scar on his face. I will spare your life. For that I want you to hand over any right your name still carries and I want you to publically name me the Queen, the new ruler of the Seven Kingdoms and I want you to name her,…” Dany pointed into AJ’s direction, “…The King’s hand - or the Hand of the Queen for that matter. Make no mistake about it, she will have the same power as I do. Her word is the Realm’s command, so is mine. We will rule from now on together and that way, secure that no man or woman will abuse their power, act in an arbitrary way or forget why we’re here.”
AJ nodded: “It’s March 19, ok so, three years ago I promised you Lannisters I would redefine the term Queen and I am very proud to say I have done that. You can be a nerd, you can be a tomboy and you can still become the longest reigning Queen of the Realm of all-time. So I hope that means that women will now have more rights and more power and they can become a Queen someday too. Any girl can be next in line for the Throne but I’m not done being queen. Actually, right now I’ll sit on the Iron Throne because I was fighting all day and even though I’m wearing my Converse, my feet hurt like a Joffrey.”
An Original AJ Lee Support - Series: March 16, 2015 - If AJ Had Been On That Show by Jessy @AWeirdOne
Second Part of the Series: AJ Saving The Divas Division And More: If AJ had been on SCRUBS…
(I don't regard the last Season of Scrubs as it wasn't quite the same as the previous Seasons)
JD had been noticing all week that Dr. Cox was even crankier than his usual level of crankiness. “Candice, if we were paying someone to just stand in the way and do nothing, we’d simply buy a telephone cell.”, Cox said as he caught JD daydreaming.
“What’s wrong Perry?”, JD asked. “It’s rookie season again. The time of the year, where young people think it’s a good idea for them to make their apprenticeship here at Sacred Heart to try to become a doctor one day. However hardly anyone ever makes it. If you want to become a doctor you have to want to become a doctor with all your heart. If there’s just the tiniest wisp of doubt, one will lose. Becoming a doctor will change your life. We have a busy schedule here. Most people aren’t strong enough. When I look into the rookies’ eyes, I can’t feel that they are ready. So I have to be the one who tells them that they’ll never be a doctor, then they usually cry or make a scene and I just don’t like that kind of drama, as I should be praised for revealing the truth to them.
And for the last time, Bethany, don’t call me Perry, to you it’s Dr. Cox. You may add a little “master”, “boss”, “king” or “superior” in there somewhere but that’s it.”
“Is it Master-King-Dr. Cox or Dr.-Master-King Cox or is it…” “Sandra!!”, Dr. Cox interrupted JD. “What I’m trying to say is, why don’t you give them a chance?”, JD said quickly. “They don’t deserve a chance because they don’t really want this. They want to become superheroes and save lives yet they can’t even shave a fat man’s chest before surgery.”
The next day arrived faster than Ted’s a capella band when he whistles.
Dr. Cox skeptically observed the newbies as they were lining up in front of him on their first day.
Suddenly he stopped. “My God, what is this little girl doing here? What’s your name, kiddo?” “I’m AJ. I’m here to learn.” “Is that so? Do you really think you’ve got what it takes to do this?”
In the following weeks, 12 out of 15 rookies quit. Dr. Cox was a genius at making the rookies’ lives hard. He was constantly picking on them, telling them they weren’t right for the job. They had to prove themselves over and over and over again but Cox still couldn’t be satisfied. All they did seemed never to be enough, as they were discouraged on a daily basis. Two of the three remaining quit because they just couldn’t deal with all of this pressure as much as they wanted to become a doctor, which left only one rookie, AJ.
One day, Dr. Cox approached her with the intention to make her quit too, which would make things easier for him and save him a lot of work.
“Listen AJ, I think you should go. You don’t have what it takes for this job. I don’t think you’re strong enough for this. I’m actually surprised you made it this far. Who would have thought of all the rookies, the little girl would be the last to hang up her boots. Let’s face it, you’re a nerd, you read comic books and you play video games. I mean do you honestly think your patients will take you seriously? You should find a geekier job than this.”
“No you listen, Dr. Cox! I’m the last man…I mean woman standing because I truly want this! I wanted to be a doctor since I was 12 years old. I went to a hospital with my dad when I was younger, just to see how doctors work. I know what you have to sacrifice to fulfill this dream and I am willing to do that! I don’t just want to become a doctor one day. I want to become the best doctor of this hospital and any other! You won’t get rid of me. As long as I’ve been here, you’ve never once watched me work. I’ve got a connection to the patients, they don’t mind me being…well myself, quite the contrary. I spent a lot of time with them and we talked about video games, especially Final Fantasy X, that’s always a slobberknocker. I worked as hard as I possibly could and I never got tired, even with the lack of sleep, because this is exactly what I want to do in my life. So if you don’t care about me, if you don’t believe in me, fine. However you have to know that I don’t need you to believe in me. I believe in myself. That’s what matters!”
The days went by and Dr. Cox seemed to avoid AJ at any given chance. He was a little embarrassed AJ had stood up to him.
On a Friday night an ambulance came in, in it was Jordan who was involved in a horrible car accident.
Ever since Jordan was fighting for her life, something about Cox had changed. The entire hospital had changed. Ted stopped singing, JD canceled steak night with Turk to do some research on Jordan’s symptoms, Elliot talked to Carla while being on the toilet, Ted was actually charming and empathic to the nurses without any sexual intention, Bob Kelso stopped ordering muffins of his unlimited muffin supply and the janitor actually worked.
Jordan’s condition became worse and worse. All of a sudden she had a bizarre seizure.
"We have to do something! She's dying right on front of our eyes! We have to give her Gabitril, Tiagabine!", Cox yelled. He turned around and saw AJ standing right behind him.
“No! If we do that she is going to die! When given intravenous, Lorazepam appears to be superior to Gabitril for stopping the seizure. Gabitril’s side effects are dizziness, fatigue, weakness, irritability, anxiety, and confusion.
Her seizure already lasts 6 minutes, which means she is in status epilepticus. The last thing we want is weaken her.”
“My God, you’re right!! It all makes sense now! You just saved her life! How in the world did you know that?”, Cox said with the most genuine tone of recognition, appreciation and heartfelt gratefulness. AJ just smiled and responded: “Opportunity meets preparation.”
An Original AJ Lee Support - Series: March 16, 2015 - If AJ Had Been On That Show by Jessy @AWeirdOne
First Part of the Series: AJ Saving The Divas Division And More: If AJ had been on BREAKING BAD…
(What happened after Season 5 of Breaking Bad)
Walter White hadn’t been successful in playing opossum. The DEA realized he wasn’t dead when they inspected the lab and he told them to close the god-damn door so no flies would fly in and ruin a future badge. He was then arrested.
Meanwhile, Jesse Pinkman drove to find Saul Goodman to ask him for help. Jesse knew Mr. White wouldn’t leave the lab and therefore get arrested. Saul Goodman said he couldn’t do anything to help free Walt. There was only one “option” he could think of but that would be way too dangerous for every person involved. Jesse insisted on it but Saul still wasn’t ready to tell him about “this option”.
As Jesse offered him 10,000 bugs Saul said that he revaluated his opinion and he now thinks that it would be a great idea to get to “this option”.
“So what is this 'mysterious option', bitc*?” Jesse asked nicely. “I’ll call her up. I’ll call AJ Lee. The Queen Of Mindgames. She always knows what to do. If anyone can help us get Walter out – it’s her.”
2 hours later AJ entered the building. “Aww, look, how tiny she is!”, Jesse said with a grin. When AJ finally stood right before him and looked him right in the eyes, the stare made him shiver in fear and the brightness of her washboard abs wiped the grin off his face. Also, he didn’t trust the pair of scissors she held in her hands. “What the heck do you want with these?”, Jesse asked with a very confused tone in his voice. AJ didn’t respond. Instead, she tilted her head, gave him the most adorable smile and started skipping circles around them.
“Are you serious Saul? How could that little girl help us? Something must be wrong with her. That chick is crazy”, Jesse whispered to Saul angrily. Suddenly AJ stopped her skipping and threw the scissors in Jesse’s direction.
Jesse couldn’t move. He looked up and saw the scissors sticking in the wall. They went right through his jacket. They did not touch him but now he was caught like a fish in the net. He’d never seen scissors being thrown so hard and so precise. Actually he had never seen scissors being thrown before. “Do not underestimate her. She’ll prove you wrong. She knows exactly what she’s doing. There is a reason they call her the Queen Of Mindgames, there is a reason I called her and not anyone else. And never, I repeat, never - call her crazy.”, Saul said as Jesse freed himself with a look on his face, that was a combination of shock and fear. Saul explained AJ their dilemma and asked if she could help them get Walter out of jail.
AJ opened her Nintendo wallet and put out a microphone. Jesse didn’t even dare to ask her what she wanted to do with it. AJ naturally started to speak into the mic as if she wanted to make a promo or something: “They know it’s Walter. They have an awful lot of evidence against him. He was a chemist, the blue stuff seemed to show up wherever he showed up and all the money they found in his house and his garage wasn't helpful either. They’re not stupid. They know he couldn’t have possibly made this much money with an old car wash. It all seems so obvious but what if it wasn’t so obvious? What if there suddenly was an explanation for everything?” Even Saul looked skeptical: “What could possibly be an explanation for all this? And how do we make them see?”
“It’s so laughably simple that it might actually work. Here’s what we’re going to do: Jesse, I heard you’re now almost as good as Walter at cooking. You’ll make a few badges. We bring it back to the market. Sooner or later the DEA will find it and wonder where the blue stuff comes from as Walter clearly couldn’t have made it as he’s in jail. We’ll put a few pics and notes about Walter in our lab as if someone had observed him for years. This someone – “The real Heisenberg” wanted to make it look like Heisenberg was Walter White. As soon as the DEA realizes that the money was only put in Walter’s house, they’ll have to let him go.” Jesse looked at her like Bon Jovi himself was standing in front of him. “She’s an evil genius.”
Saul organized all the ingredients needed while Jesse was building a lab with the help of Skinny Pete and Badger. He only needed 5 badges to finally get the blue one as pure as Walter used to get it.
“There is only one more problem. There’s already a new king in town. We can’t sell anything without his permission. And I seriously doubt we’ll get it.”, Jesse said in despair.
AJ left and one Black Widow later AJ skipped back with a smile: “Heisenberg 2.0 is on!”
It only took 3 months until Walter White knocked on Jesse Pinkman’s door. “Who’s there?”, Jesse yelled without opening the door. “I’m the one who knocks.”
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